Funny Father's Day Jokes
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!
"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
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