Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do most werewolves live?
Howllywood, California
Where do most goblins live?
North and South Scarolina
What do you call a little monsters parents
mummy and deady
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
sour-puss
What instrument do skellitens play?
Trom-BONE
Why did't the skelliten cross the road?
He had no guts
Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper.
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him screws.
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
The Vacuum cleaner's poweer is cord it too short.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!
Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy
Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul
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