Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
Chris Rock
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Charles Swartz
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barharn
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
William Shakespeare
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey
R.L. Stine
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
Henry David Thoreau
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
Dee Snider
Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
Christina Applegate
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.
Loretta Lynn
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
Gwen Stefani
Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.
Robert Kirby
